What are your expectations of me?
I expect you to present me with my fees at the commencement of each appointment. If we are in public, please be discreet and use a gift card or a small gift bag. I expect that you be a gentleman at all times and respect any boundaries I have. To make our date as enjoyable as possible, please be well groomed, freshly showered and have minty-fresh breath.
Why didn't you respond to my emails?
If your email is inappropriate in any way, it is discarded. Due to travel and screening, please allow adequate timefor me to respond.
What will you wear?
I have a phenomenal wardrobe and variety to fit any occasion. If there is something you request please let me know. You can be assured that I will be classy and never wear questionable attire.
Do you travel?
I am currently enrolled in a program of study, so please take that into account when planning travel with me. However, I do welcome travel engagements. With enough notice, I can fly to meet you anywhere. I have a US Passport, and am available for international travel. I am conversant in Spanish, and am always looking for an opportunity to improve my language skills and cultural awareness.
What is the best way to contact you? May I call you?
The best way to reach me is always via e-mail. A contact number will be provided once you are verified, and have confirmed an appointment.
Can we meet briefly for coffee or cocktails, so that I can see if we get along?
Absolutely, but the rates for my time remain the same. That would be considered an arrangement of time with me, and I would have to be given my normal donation for that time spent.
Why is your face hidden and blurred in all of your photos? Can you send me photos of your face so I can see what you look like?
My face is hidden and blurred because I'm a very private person. I have a life outside of this and I protect my privacy as much as I will protect yours. I won't send you pictures for this very reason. That being said, when you meet me you won't be disappointed.
Are references really necessary?
While I appreciate your need for discretion, my safety is as important as your privacy. Trust is an integral part of our relationship. If I cannot verify you, I cannot see you.
Do you like gifts?
I love gifts, although they are not required or expected. If you wish to indulge me, please click here for a list of some things that will bring a smile to my face.
Are your rates negotiable?
Sorry, they aren't. Please don't try to negotiate with me; I find it offensive and will end all communication immediately.
Would you accompany me out to dinner or a night out on the town? Would you attend a special event with me such as a fundraiser or gallery opening? Would you come with me on a business trip or vacation?
I would love to do all of these things with you. I'm educated and well traveled and I think you would enjoy bringing me along. I also dress appropriately for every occasion. Be forewarned because I will still turn heads...in the right way of course! You'll love having me on your arm!